Pictures of the Internets

Since I said I'll do more of the week favourites posts a while back, I decided to stick to that and today I bring you....

BEST PICTURES OF THE INTERNETS

(That 's' is meant to be there y'know)

And remember a few posts back when I made a video but it didn't work? Well guess what!
Today's episode is going to be a video!

So kawaii ^.^

So sit back for 2 minutes and PLEASE PLEASE PLZ ENJOY THE SHOWZ K?!

ps: it's not very good quality, sorry about that

Snacks

These days I started having some snacks now and then but in BIGGER amounts than ever. I have also decided that some of these are weird, and by some I mean 1 or 2. So here we go!

Apples

I really like apples, especially the sweet red ones but for the past few weeks that sometimes seems to be the only thing I eat. To be honest with you lot, I don't eat healthy (just don't tell my mum) and so I guess I need all that potassium, vitamin A as well as pantothenic acid. You see our bodies evolved to have a hunger/taste for all the things it lacks. Like babies eat the paint off the walls because they need zinc or vampires drink blood because they need iron. It's just a natural mechanism we have from cavemen times when we didn't really know what was good for us, so I guess that is the reason for my snack favourites these days.

See I actually did my research this time!

Plain Bread

Ok. I know it might not be that weird because a lot of people eat plain bread a lot, but I can eat half a loaf in one go. And I'm not even hungry most of the time. To go with that, bread is full of carbs which, according to all those super skinny super models, is very fattening, so basically you can just watch and see how I become Uk's most obese teenager.

Plain Pasta

I'm not sure if this counts as a snack but it looks to me like I'm not getting enough carbohydrates. Besides that I put a lot of salt into the water I cook my pasta in, so just watch and learn how I a heart attack.

Chocolate

You know, this is pretty much explanatory. Chocolate has milk in it, which is healthy for your teeth and bones, it also has coca and sugar in it which are both plants before they were made into powder. And chocolate doesn't give you pimples after all! 

Ok. Maybe it's not that good for you, but I am not going to stop eating it.

And that was pretty much what I eat on a daily basis! I hope you some what feel better about yourself now. And if you feel worse, then join the club.

Pokemon in real life: Pros & Cons

Being a hardcore fan of the Pokemon anime series, I decided to finally do a post about Pokemon. However, I wasn't prepared to talk about how cute Pichu is but then how useless he is in the games for a full post so I decided to do a

PROS & CONS LIST

(sounds better in my head)

So basically I will tell you what, in my opinion, are the good and bad sides of having Pokemon in real life!

Let's get started ^.^

Positives c:

• Cute animal-friends to defend you whenever you're in danger. 
• They will understand what you're saying unlike real life animals.
• Un-natural powers can be useful for police and healing injured.
• Children (and adults!) have more reasons to go outside
• Pokemon powers help us understand biology, physics and chemistry better.

Negatives :c

• RSPCA problems
• Pokemon abandoned in pokeballs
• Wild pokemon attacking humans
• Animals used for war
• Pokemons used as experiments and used for furs etc.
• Imagine this: a 3 feet tall bee with spikes instead of it's legs and red eyes controlled by that one guy who hates you in school. Yeah, I think so too.

So that's all I could come up with in my space of time. I hope you enjoyed! ^.^

High School Essentials

Today, I wanted to introduce you to my list of 'High School Essentials' which will hopefully help you survive high school ^.^

So let's jump straight in!

#1 - A friend

No matter how socially awkward you think you are. No matter how much you might hate everybody in your school. There has to be at least one you can bare with. Getting through high school all on your own can be boring, tiring and scary. Having at least one person you can talk to will save you from things like - sitting next to people you don't know, working on group projects on your own or even getting bullied.

Don't act like there is nobody else with your preferences out there, there always is.

#2 - A comfortable bag

Not necessarily bags like the ones on the picture... But a bag that you'll feel comfortable with. There are free guidelines when buying a bag for school:

Size

Comfort of use

Look

You don't really want a bag that you can't fit your books into, that digs into your shoulders or one that makes people think you're actually a disguised 5 year old girl. And if you think that surviving without a bag (especially at the start) in high school is easy, think again. You'll have to keep going to your locker all the time and if not then you'll have to carry TRILLIONS UPON MILLIONS UPON INFINITIES of books. 

#3 - A phone

You might think I'm going over the top teen on this one, but a mobile phone is a must in a lot of scenarios.

There are things like texting your friends where they are, asking your mum to bring your homework because you left it but I mean the most important of all...

AWKWARD SITUATIONS.

Whenever we look like we're forever alone whilst standing in the queue, BAM! Just bring out a phone and pretend you're texting when you're actually playing Flappy Bird. Ehhhh, flappy bird.

#3 - Velcro shoes / Good knot

Most of my adventures of me re-tying my shoes (or at least trying) ended up with me being left behind by my "hawk eye" friends. I want to spare you some hatred towards your friend by making you wear velcro shoes to school or at least spending some time on googling how to tie your shoes so that they don't UNTIE EVERY 5 DAMN MINUTES.

What I do is just tie it the normal way but tie the loop things together again so that they don't untie as easily and so far, it works fine.

So that's it for my school essentials. I hope I helped you out or at least you enjoyed it.

See you soon ^.^

WHERE ARE YOU?!

Hey guys! 
So I have been away for quite some time because of Christmas and other stuff. And I have also realised that I haven't been posting very often last year, but I want to make it up this year and actually get into blogging. I have quite a lot of ideas for posts so you can expect them quite soon. 

I am also working on a new header right now since the one right now is still Christmas themed (I know I am soooo up to date!) and I don't like the one I had previously too much so I'll make a new one. 

Sorry, once again, for the lack of posts. I'll try to be cool this time! :p

Story Time with Lena

I have absolutely no ideas for posts recently, but because I finished reading a book recently I decided to take the opportunity and write about it.

I'd say that The Life Shop is one of the books that you pick from the library because your parents force you to read more that you don't expect to be any good. Without spoiling much, the book is about a teenage girl who has a disabled brother and a best friend that wants to run a restaurant. She lives quite a happy life but this company kicks in with a catalogue from which you can buy anything but you give your personality away. It sounds really cliché and dull but I enjoyed it and I wonder a little why it never got as big as Charlie Bean books for instance. The story line is clichéd, and I hated the way it progressed but the atmosphere and the way the scene was set literally made me stay up till midnight just to finish that chapter.  If you're looking for something to fill up on your book challenge or other, then I advise you to read this book instead of forcing yourself to read the Twilight series.

49 things about me

So today I wanted to teach you some things about myself and what better way is there than to answer 49 questions?!



1: What are you wearing? Jeans, a t-shirt and a green hoodie.

2: Ever been in love? Still am! With my dog :/

3: Ever had a terrible breakup? Nah, if anyone ever breaks up with me I just nod and walk away more or less.

4: How tall are you? I'm around 160cm tall. Yep I'm kind of a midget.
 
5: How much do you weigh? I haven't weighed myself for 2 years in case my phone number come up...

6: Any tattoos? I have about 5 sticker tattoos on my face right now...

7: Any piercings? I had my ears pierced like 5 times because I never can be bothered to put earrings in so my ears grow back.
 
8: OTP? I didn't know what it is until I googled it so I guess no.

9: Favorite Show? It has to be LOST

10: Favorite bands? It is going to be either Queen or The Beatles. Or Queen.

11: Something you miss? I miss my kid days when I didn't have to go to school and I could sleep all day and eat as much as I want without being bothered about people judging me.
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12: Favorite song? I don't have a favorite song since I prefer music on it's own. I get really annoyed when people sing.

13: How old are you? 13 years and 133 days.

14: Zodiac sign? Cancer, everyone isn't impressed with being cancer but I think that Cancers are cool sea-fruit, kind of.

15: Quality you look for in a partner? Trustworthy I guess, and caring. And not a psychopath.


16: Favorite Quote? 'Light reveals beautiful things as well as the ugly' ~ A character from Rune Factory. I really like it for some reason - it's super witty.

17: Favorite actor? Pierce Brosnan, end of.

18: Favorite color? Darkish Green

19: Loud music or soft? Is there an in-between?

20: Where do you go when you're sad? I go to my room and eat. Funny thing is, I'm not fat.

21: How long does it take you to shower? It takes about an hour since I never want to come out of the warmness *_*

22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? More or less 45 minutes depending what time I wake up.

23: Ever been in a physical fight? Does a fight between me and my sister count?

24: Turn on? Smells nice, I don't know why but I like it when someone smells nice.

25: Turn off? When someone smokes, they smell horrible.
 
26: The reason I joined blogger? My friend Heather started a blog and I decided to give it a go.

27: Fears? Being lonely. I would probably commit suicide if there was absolutely no body I could talk to.

28: Last thing that made you cry? I cried at the end of LOST, which is about 2 years ago.

29: Last time you said you loved someone? In my school, there is this cute kid which me and my best friend Heather want to adopt and we never told him we love him because we actually don't, he's just absolutely adorable. Yeah, I'm not a paedophile by the way.

30: Meaning behind your Blogger Name? At fist I was going to make this blog a bit of a scrapbook but in the end I had no ideas and left it as a normal blog but kept the name because I thought it was kind of cute.

31: Last book you read? Clarice Bean: Utterly Me.

32: The book you're currently reading? Ruby Redfort: Look into my eyes.

33: Last show you watched? I am watching Naruto right now. But if anime doesn't count then it's either The Big Bang Theory or Breaking Bad, I'm not sure.

34: Last person you talked to? I just said bye to my mum since she's off to work.

35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted? It was my friend Heather, I told her that I ran out of Blu-Tack.

36: Favorite food? Let's see. It's either seasoned chicken breast rolled in pita bread or rice noodles with stir fry and soya sauce. It sounds very posh and exotic but actually they are very simple and the noodles are from a take away.

37: Place you want to visit? Easter Islands, I took a liking towards them like 2 years ago.

38: Last place you were? The kitchen to grab some salted peanuts. They're gone now...

39: Do you have a crush? The last crush I had was a few months ago but he really isn't anything special. Jeeze. I sound very picky.

40: Last time you kissed someone? I just kissed my dog because he's scared of fireworks, my neighbours are firing left over fireworks from the bonfire.

41: Last time you were insulted? Today my friend Heather said that Cancer is one of the worst zodiac signs you can have. Even though we have the same zodiac and she was insulting herself too, I didn't like her saying that.
 
42: Favourite flavour of sweet? It depends what sweet it is. Mostly it's coke or lemon.

43: What instruments do you play? I can play the ocarina of time and goddess's harp.

44: favourite piece of jewellery? I have this necklace thing which is a piece of thick string with a pink surfboard tied to it. It's very tacky and not my style, but I like it for some reason.

45: Last sport you played? I played handball in PE.

46: Last song you sang? I think it was Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.

47: favourite chat up line? I think I need a paralyse heal because you are STUNNING.


48:Have you ever used it? There is absolutely nobody who I can use it on.


49: Last time you hung out with anyone? Last week I hung out with my sister, but friends wise I think I went to my friends house like a month ago. Nobody loves me :c

So I think that's it. I hope you enjoyed!