Apples
I really like apples, especially the sweet red ones but for the past few weeks that sometimes seems to be the only thing I eat. To be honest with you lot, I don't eat healthy (just don't tell my mum) and so I guess I need all that potassium, vitamin A as well as pantothenic acid. You see our bodies evolved to have a hunger/taste for all the things it lacks. Like babies eat the paint off the walls because they need zinc or vampires drink blood because they need iron. It's just a natural mechanism we have from cavemen times when we didn't really know what was good for us, so I guess that is the reason for my snack favourites these days.
See I actually did my research this time!
Plain Bread
Ok. I know it might not be that weird because a lot of people eat plain bread a lot, but I can eat half a loaf in one go. And I'm not even hungry most of the time. To go with that, bread is full of carbs which, according to all those super skinny super models, is very fattening, so basically you can just watch and see how I become Uk's most obese teenager.
Plain Pasta
I'm not sure if this counts as a snack but it looks to me like I'm not getting enough carbohydrates. Besides that I put a lot of salt into the water I cook my pasta in, so just watch and learn how I a heart attack.
Chocolate
You know, this is pretty much explanatory. Chocolate has milk in it, which is healthy for your teeth and bones, it also has coca and sugar in it which are both plants before they were made into powder. And chocolate doesn't give you pimples after all!
Ok. Maybe it's not that good for you, but I am not going to stop eating it.
And that was pretty much what I eat on a daily basis! I hope you some what feel better about yourself now. And if you feel worse, then join the club.
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